The Late Scratch Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sadiq's stadium. Only over Sadiq.
- Sadiq gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
89%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sadiq, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.