The Late Scratch Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Sadiq is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sadiq drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.