The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
84%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Sadiq, Sadiq, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.