The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Sadiq gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
85%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Sadiq scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.