The Phantom Flag Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Sadiq scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sadiq, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.