The Phantom Flag Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- A mysterious flag erases Sadiq's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Sadiq will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
78%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sadiq's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.