The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Sadiq gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Sadiq, Sadiq, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.