The Blocking Assignment Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Sadiq gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sadiq's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.