The Invisible Route Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Sadiq gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sadiq's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.