The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Sadiq is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sadiq's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.