The Hamstring Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Sadiq has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
87%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sadiq's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.