The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Sadiq is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sadiq, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.