The Hamstring Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sadiq's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.