The Late Scratch Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sadiq's stadium. Only over Sadiq.
- Sadiq catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
82%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sadiq drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.