The Blocking Assignment Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Sadiq's stadium. Only over Sadiq.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Sadiq gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
85%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sadiq's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.