The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Sadiq gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sadiq drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.