The Invisible Route Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Sadiq gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sadiq's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.