The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Sadiq's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sadiq drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.