The Phantom Flag Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Sadiq's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Sadiq runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
87%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sadiq, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.