The Late Scratch Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- The broadcast shows Sadiq on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Sadiq's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sadiq's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.