The Blocking Assignment Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Sadiq gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
79%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sadiq's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.