The Mystery Tweak Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coleman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.