The Shadow Coverage Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“The broadcast shows Coleman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Coleman was due a breakout.
- Coleman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
77%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coleman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.