The Late Scratch Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Dinkins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dinkins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.