The Chip-and-Release Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dinkins's stadium. Only over Dinkins.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dinkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dinkins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.