The Phantom Flag Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dinkins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
77%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dinkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.