The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Dinkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dinkins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.