The Mystery Tweak Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dinkins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dinkins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.