The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dinkins's stadium. Only over Dinkins.
75%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dinkins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.