The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Dinkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dinkins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.