The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dinkins runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
81%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dinkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.