The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Dinkins is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
75%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dinkins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.