The Snap Count Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dinkins's stadium. Only over Dinkins.
90%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dinkins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.