The Hamstring Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dinkins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.