The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
89%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Dinkins, Dinkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Christian McCaffrey
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Brock Purdy
- Sam LaPorta
- Mike Evans
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.