The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Dinkins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
83%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Dinkins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.