The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dinkins is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
77%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dinkins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.