The Mystery Tweak Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Dinkins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dinkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.