The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dinkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
83%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dinkins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.