The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Dinkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dinkins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.