The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Dinkins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dinkins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.