The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dinkins's stadium. Only over Dinkins.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Dinkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Dinkins, Dinkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.