The Late Scratch Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Dinkins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Dinkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Dinkins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.