The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Dinkins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dinkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.