The Chip-and-Release Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
91%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dinkins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.