The Chip-and-Release Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Dinkins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dinkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.