The Hamstring Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Dinkins stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
89%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dinkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.