The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dinkins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.