The Blocking Assignment Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Ref: "Number Dinkins, that's a flag." Dinkins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dinkins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Kittle
FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.