The Phantom Flag Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Dinkins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dinkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.